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Tuesday, 18 September 2007

  • Nebraska state senator sues God

    You got to be fucking kidding me right?

    LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senator’s lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He’s everywhere.

    State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he’s trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

    Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terrorist threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.”

    I would love to know where this real god is. I wonder what this guy is seeking for? God is not made of money.....hmm - my best guess is he wants Miracle powers

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Wednesday, 25 July 2007

  • Shitty Exchange Rates :(

    1 U.S. dollar = 1.04550017 Canadian dollars
    1 U.S. dollar = 0.72337963 Euros
    1 U.S. dollar = 0.486097608 British pounds
    1 U.S. dollar = 44.7747828 Philippine pesos

    - oh I feel the hurt. Good thing the US spends 10X more on the military than they do on education.